For the Record...

If this guy could:
a) stop wearing the nasty string of wooden beads around his neck
b) use less goop in his hair
c) watch some TV (and when do I ever recommend THAT?)

...it would be a lot easier to sit on his face. A LOT.

Really. He used to work in a Wolfgang Puck restaurant. And I've never met someone who shares my love of duck and foie gras. To that extent.

I had a foie sandwich last night at Indebleu. Luscious. Needed more. Love the foie. Mmmm. Love love love love love. Passing out.