PSA For Straight Dudes

This should go before the pants, the skirt, whatever.

"Huh? What?"

My shirt should go before you reach for my lower half.

This wasn't brought on by anything that just happened, rather I was reminded of it. You know what I'm talking about - you've been seeing each other a while, hittin' dat shit is a regular thing, but ooh you just want to skip ahead. That's fine on occasion, hell I might go for your fly first, but not every time.

I dated a guy like this. I complained to my friend Pete. One night with his girlfriend, he realized he was doing exactly what I had said was unacceptable. He quickly jumped back upstairs and tended to some business first. His girlfriend should thank me.

Now I'm going to go out and drink some beer.