Ash

No, not the dude from Army of Darkness, the by-product of combustion and fire! Everything I touch turns to ASH! GODDAMMIT! No, this is not a woe-is-me moment, because I could use the Ash Touch to my advantage by touching every object of my ire...MWAAAHAHAHA!

Unf. UNF UNF UNF UNF. Another Washingtonienne/Jessica Cutler moment.

I might rent a German for the weekend. Maybe I can get a "buy one, get one free" dealio.