I'll Never Cheat Again

This is the look of the euphoria that only Sushi-Ko can induce. Chris, Scott, and I tried to go to Kaz Sushi Bistro, but somewhere between their ignoring our reservation ("We only have bar seating available") and its time ("It'll be another 15-20 minute wait"), we decided to jump ship to our reliable favorite. Even the valet saved Chris' life, pulling him out of oncoming traffic. And what better way to end the night than a beer at the Black Cat whilst laughing at all the underaged hipsters with big black Xs on their hands? Sorry, there's a word for the look you try too hard to achieve - it's called "ugly." And also most likely "impractical."

So anyway, never cheat on your hair stylist and never cheat on Sushi-Ko.