P.L.E.A.S.E.

I have a trashy new coworker whose vocabulary does not include this word. She has big hair, too much mascara, a chain-smoking problem, and constant bouts with bladder infections. She is only 23 but already has the manners of an uncouth Hatfield or McCoy and leathery skin to boot. Her voice cracks like that of a pubescent male only...she has no excuse. She went to WVU, for which there is no remedy other than to hold that against her.

Please is a good word. Use it often, use it well.