Mt. Pleasant Debauchery

Andrea romped in the 'hood with Casey, Dave, and me. We saw this amazon woman at The Raven being worked by some dude, only two people shouldn't be making out for that long in a bar. If it takes you that long to get her (or him, but not in this case) home, then clearly there's a problem. This dude had a narsty-ass soul patch. Tim has one, but he's cute so it's okay.

We dared Dave to go over and ask them if they wanted to do a threesome, but even the prospect of a collective $27 prize was not enough to pique his menage desires. The kicker was Casey saw the amazon holding hands with her beau today. He said she looked dissatisfied.

We also got caught taking pictures of us flicking off a Hummer H2 and pretending to pee on it. Casey and Dave were in the middle of the charade when we heard the "beep beep" and the familiar flickering lights of the keyless entry system with strange Latin men fast approaching. We bolted.