More on the neighbor...

We'd previously believed that the bitch might have had a bun in the oven - maybe that was the reason for a hasty wedding. Then we mistakenly got her old roommate's "Save the Date" card in the mail. September 24, 2005. It's kinda cool, but it kinda tries too hard. This is not out of malice.

Then we heard from another old roommate that she moved back in with her parents in Maryland. With her husband.