Ding Dong

The wicked bitch is gone!!!! Our bitch neighbor upstairs moved out!!! She apparently got married Vegas style to some skinny, ugly, and old-ish dude whose face looked like tanned leather. Eat that, bitch!

She moved, Mary and I celebrated with the champagne of beers at The Raven. Gosh darn it, I think I might pray, I feel so blessed. Who cares if we look gross. Come to think of it, I am doing a simultaneous Devil Fingers with The Shocker.